The Best of the Best,
The Worst of the Worst

The following are Devorah's opinions which are not necessarily the opinions of this ISP, your ISP, any other ISP, Bill Gates, Bill Clinton, Bill Nye, or Jabba the Hut.

Best Austin venue that isn't there any more:   Chicago House on Trinity

Best Austin restaurant that isn't there any more Martin Brothers

Coolest Athlete who no longer lives in AustinDebbie Smith

Most Beautiful Athlete who no longer lives in AustinAnita Lopez

Best Austin Spot to have a really heavy conversation in that isn't there any moreLes Amis

Best Austin coffee house:   I'll tell you if you feed my duck.

Best Place to Eat After a Race:  Souper Salads or any place with LOTS of food!

Austin restaurants I've gotten the sickest from:  We call it "Ptomain Palace" -- the Chinese place on Congress @ Ben White;  Buffet Palace   smileyuck.gif (173 bytes)

Weirdest Place I ever taught someone to Waltz in:
Austin State Capitol Building.  I thought we'd get kicked out but he said, "I've got karma good enough for the both of us."  He was right.

City I would live in if I didn't live in Austin: Tucson, Arizona

Places I've been kicked out of:
Place:  My German professor's Halloween party. 
Time:   During my Bachelor's Degree
Reason:  My best friend's date was dressed as a tree and got Spanish moss all over his linoleum. 
Place:  McDonald's by a Louisiana sheriff. 
Time:  During my Bachelor's Degree
Reason: I  brought in my own Diet 7-Up.
Place:  South Forty in Austin. 
Time:  During my first Master's
Reason:  I was at Happy Hour eating the free buffet, but didn't buy a drink.
Place:  Mt. Bonnell   
Time:  Shortly after moving to Austin
Reason: We tried to stay past the 10:00 curfew.
   ...  more to come when I remember them!

Places I've gotten my car towed from:
The Hole in the Wall: the very first night I moved to Austin!  I parked at Jack in the Box -- hey, they don't tow cars back where I'm from [say with your best southern accent].

Funniest Insult I've gotten lately:
(A dude saw me wearing a pink, lacey dress)  "That dress would be really pretty ... if it were on a woman." 
He said my arms were too butch, and, of course, I still had my temporary tattoos from the swim meet! smilehappy.gif (97 bytes)

Best hip new Austin musicianGinger MacKenzie smilehappy.gif (97 bytes)

Best Austin singer/songwriter: Jimmy LaFave

Best Jazz Vocalist in AustinHope Morgan (catch her at the Elephant Room!)

Devorah's Picks among Awesome Austin Musicians:     
Composers:  Glover Gill, Winton Reynolds, Rich Harney, John Fremgen, Terry Bowness
Bass:  John Fremgen, Chris Marsh, Evan Arredondo
Drums:  A.D. Manion, Chris Searles, Mike Koenning
Violin: Will Taylor  
Piano:  Kevin Lovejoy, Winton Reynolds, more to come

Sexiest Musical Instrumentcello

Local Pianist who most resembles ShroederDoug Hall

Coolest Instruments played by Tony CampiseBass Flute, Soprano Sax, vocals

Best TV station KLRU (pbs)

Best TV show: Kratts' Creatures, Nova, the British Comedies

Best Radio station:  KMFA, KUT, weather radio smilehappy.gif (97 bytes)

My Most Worn Out CD'sStuff You've Heard Of: Bill Evans: A Portrait in Jazz; Miles Davis: Kind of Blue; Jennifer Warnes: Famous Blue Raincoat, Songs of Leonard Cohen; Tom Waits: Heart of Saturday Night; Chris Isaak:  Heart Shaped World; Heart of the Celts Collection (hey, I guess I just like CD's with "heart" in the title!)
Stuff You Haven't Heard OfArturo Benedetti Michelangeli plays Debussy, Galuppi, Scarlatti, Ravel; Jean-Luc Ponty: Civilized Evil; Piazzolla: Tango Ballet; Bedrich Smetana: The Bartered Bride; John Michael Talbot: The Lord's Supper; Globalarium

Strangest Jobs I ever hadVCR Repair, EBR Parish Sheriff's Department

Grooviest Jobs I ever hadDisc Jockey, Refugee Rights

Longest Job I ever had:  Current location (now in the IT department) -- fourteen years and still loving it.  smilehappy.gif (97 bytes)

Shortest Jobs I ever had:
(1)  Telemarketing -- lasted forty minutes before I walked out
(2)  Bazaar -- a Freak Store in Austin, got fired after two hours because I refused to wear make-up and "accessories"

Favorite University when I was a Kid: Rice University

Second choice for graduate schoolUniversity of Arizona at Tucson

Best graduate school professors:   Seng (Instructional Technology), Buckingham (Neurolinguistics), Yule (Pragmatics -- Discourse Analysis), Dixit (Acoustics), Parker (Transformational Syntax), also my UNIX professor and my Montague Semantics professor, whose names I can't remember.

College professor who cursed the most:   That would be Buckingf***ingham, a big fan of infixes, still down there in BatonfrigginRouge

Cutest college professor:  George Yule (Buckingham says it was because of his acf***ingcent, but I know it was more!)

Most adored professor: Prakash Dixit  (Acoustics)

Most Interesting College Classes:   Montague Semantics, Pragmatics, Psychology and Language (Clark and Clark)

Most Useful College Classes: Computer Aided Instruction (x2) at UT; Instructional Technology (UT), Phonetics, Syntax, Advanced Grammar (Lin 391 at UT)

Coolest Grammar Books on the Planet:   Quirk and Greenbaum's A Concise Grammar of Contemporary English and Martha Kolln's Understanding English Grammar

Most Difficult College Classes that I still made an A inFreshman Calculus; Montague Semantics

Easiest College Class that I didn't make an A inBiology

College Class that I wish I'd paid more attention toAstronomy

High School Classes that I wish I'd paid more attention toWorld History, Literature, Chemistry

Subject I never studied in college even though I earned two Master's Degrees in Liberal ArtsLiterature  (I studied Spanish, Persian, and French literature, but never any English!)

Worst college professor:   Never had a bad one, thank God! smilehappy.gif (97 bytes)

Most Useless Degree ever acquiredLegal Secretarial Certification

Best neighbors: Berta, her hubbie, and cat.  The Indian who made me curries. smilehappy.gif (97 bytes)

Worst Line ever heard on a Datesmileyuck.gif (173 bytes)
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I want you to know -- I really enjoy sex, whether it's with a partner, or by myself.
Hint:   Don't say that on your next date.

Weirdest Line to come out of my mouth recently on an otherwise good Date:
"I just don't want a relationship to interfere with my life."
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Cartoon Character that Ross on "Friends" most resembles:
Eeyore

Favorite "Friends": Monica, Chandler

Best Ducks on Town Lake
Most unusual: 
Sterling and Serah
Cutest Couple: Wilbur and Wilma (a cute male mallard married to a white domestic duck)
Most handsome: 
Marvin (he told me to say that)
Smartest: 
Genevieve, the Muscovy
Sweetest: 
Jeanette
Cutest Voice: 
Bert (the white domestic duck of Bert and Ernie)
Grandest: 
Grant, the Great Blue Heron
Most surprising: 
Marvette (Marvin's sister?)

Good Lines from Songs: "There never seems to be enough time to do the things you want to do once you find them.  I've looked around enough to know that you're the one I want to go through time with." (Jim Croce)
"Give me one reason to stay here, and I'll turn right back around." (Traci Chapman)
"I don't want to wait for our lives to be over; I want to know right now what will it be.  I don't want to wait for our lives to be over -- will it be 'yes' or will it be 'sorry'?" (Paula Cole) 


Best Breakfast Foods:  Oatmeal, Cantaloupe, Peaches, Coffee, Herbal Cinnamon Apple Tea, Orange Juice
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Best Comedies on TVAs Time Goes By, Faith in the Future, Goodnight Sweetheart smilehappy.gif (97 bytes)

Best Films I'd RecommendAmelie (French w/subtitles); Shall We Dance? (Japanese w/subtitles); Croupier (Canadian); Sliding Doors (British); Paris, Texas (with  Natassja Kinski and Harry Dean Stanton  -- fitting music against the desert scenery: Ry Cooder on slide guitar); Crimes of the Heart (Sissy Spacek, Jessica Lange, Diane Keaton)

A Few Good Books I'd RecommendThe Heart is a Lonely Hunter by Carson McCullers, Lust for Life (the biography of Vincent Van Gogh); How My Heart Sings by Pettinger (the biography of the amazing man and awesome pianist, Bill Evans); A Spiritual Journey by Jane Goodall; Prodigal Summer by Barbara Kingsolving; PHP by Julie Meloni; Stan Getz : A Life in Jazz by Donald L. Maggin; Endless Love (for the language); poetry of Leonard Cohen; The Language of Jazz by Dan Haerle; Power from on High by Charles Finney; In-Line Skating Basics by Cam Miller; More Die of Heartbreak by Saul Bellow; Hey, Whipple, Squeeze This (fascinating study of advertising/marketing strategies) by Sullivan, novels of Rita Mae Brown, Toni Morrison; more to come

Worst Movie we went to see just for the BabeEight Days a Week (Keri Russell, you know ...)

Least Comprehensible Movie ever seenMarie Baie des Anges smileyuck.gif (173 bytes)

...more to come, you know it...

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