Devorah's Gripe Page
It's my page, I can gripe if I wanna...

 

  • Grown Men and a Goose:

              I saw two grown (adult!) men kicking and fighting Marvin
                  because he nipped them. 
                 Yeah, it takes a REAL MAN (two of them in this case) to fight a duck.
                 IT'S A DUCK, dudes -- Gimme a break!

  • Dawgs and  Ducks

          Don't bring yo' DAWGS out to see the DUCKS and BIRDS, fer pete's sake. 

  • Cats and Vegetables

          Cats are carnivores.  Don't try to make your cat vegetarian, fer cryin' out loud.

  • Kids and Cats and Dogs and Ducks and Birds and Vegetables:  

          Teach your kids to respect and not harm animals.   
          They probably oughta be eatin' their veggies, too.

... more gripes to come ...


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